Monday, March 10, 2008

How to Crank Your Ratings

So according to TTLB I'm currently # 126544, a Multicellular Microorganism. I have a grand total of ONE link from Beloved Leader.

My Sitemeter is showing a pitiful one hit average per day. My ratings absolutely stink.

This is a prime time to show everyone exactly how to market one's self.

So here's what's going to happen. I'm going to show you, the blogging public at large how to win friends and influence people. No, I'm not going to crush Daily Kos in a single blow, but I am going to show you how to pull around 200 or more hits per day with maybe an hour of work per day. I'm not going to give you everything in one shot either. That's a tactic for giving you a gigantic traffic spike that may actually leave you with less readers at the end than more.

So, This post is just to set the stage of many more to follow. I hope you enjoy the ride!


Mountain Mama said...

I didn't know you were blogging again or I'd have been here sooner. I would think that not many others are aware that you are 'back' either or you would be getting more visitors. Just visit more blogs and leave a comment then they will know you are back.
Thanks for the visit and comment you left on my blog. It's really nice to hear from you and I will be back.
God Bless you hon

Gus said...

Grandma, I made the point that I have near zero ratings for a different reason. I'm going to bring the ratings out of the basement and show people how I'm doing it, as a "learn by example" kind of thing.